Everyone needs this twelve foot beach ball in their life…the reviews are completely hilarious!
If you find that a towel and bag aren’t enough to claim your spot on the beach, we may have just found the answer to your problem. Enter The Beach Behemoth – a twelve foot beach ball that has prompted some hilarious reviews on Amazon from parents worldwide.
Not Just A Passing Craze
Buying an enormous beach ball is more than just the ultimate example of a fun impulse purchase that will keep your kids entertained for hours. One Dad took to the Amazon review section to recount his experience of inflating the nearly four metre ball. “We took this ball to the beach and after close to two hours to pump it up, we pushed it around for ten fun filled minutes. That was when the wind picked up and sent it hurtling down the beach at about 40 knots. It destroyed everything in its path. Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles. Grown men were knocked down trying to save their families. The faster we chased, the faster it rolled.” If that’s not a memorable day out at the beach, we don’t know what is – two hours of stress and heat for ten minutes of money can’t buy fun…sounds reasonable to us!
It Just Keeps On Giving
The Beach Behemoth is so much more than the name suggests. Another review posted to the beach ball’s Amazon page highlighted its versatility as a never ending source of entertainment. “Once it was completely blown up it bounced…EVERYWHERE…across people, picnic tables, horse fence, the neighbour’s yard and into a FOUR LANE HIGHWAY!!!! My party-goer teens were trying to keep it from causing a pile up in front of our house!”
The take away message – if you do choose to try The Beach Behemoth for yourself, do so at your own risk. Once it’s inflated, who knows what chaos it might unleash!
Would you buy The Beach Behemoth? Let us know in the comments!