Everyone needs this twelve foot beach ball in their life…the reviews are completely hilarious!

If you find that a towel and bag aren’t enough to claim your spot on the beach, we may have just found the answer to your problem. Enter The Beach Behemoth  – a twelve foot beach ball that has prompted some hilarious reviews on Amazon from parents worldwide.

Not Just A Passing Craze

Buying an enormous beach ball is more than just the ultimate example of a fun impulse purchase that will keep your kids entertained for hours. One Dad took to the Amazon review section to recount his experience of inflating the nearly four metre ball. “We took this ball to the beach and after close to two hours to pump it up, we pushed it around for ten fun filled minutes. That was when the wind picked up and sent it hurtling down the beach at about 40 knots. It destroyed everything in its path. Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles. Grown men were knocked down trying to save their families. The faster we chased, the faster it rolled.” If that’s not a memorable day out at the beach, we don’t know what is – two hours of stress and heat for ten minutes of money can’t buy fun…sounds reasonable to us!

It Just Keeps On Giving

The Beach Behemoth is so much more than the name suggests. Another review posted to the beach ball’s Amazon page highlighted its versatility as a never ending source of entertainment. “Once it was completely blown up it bounced…EVERYWHERE…across people, picnic tables, horse fence, the neighbour’s yard and into a FOUR LANE HIGHWAY!!!! My party-goer teens were trying to keep it from causing a pile up in front of our house!”

The take away message – if you do choose to try The Beach Behemoth for yourself, do so at your own risk. Once it’s inflated, who knows what chaos it might unleash!

Would you buy The Beach Behemoth? Let us know in the comments!


  • A little bit too big for my liking. We had a giant Australian thong we used to sit on.


  • If I had the money to blow (100 USD) and the room, I could see it being fun. Rolling it down the street lol!


  • I would like to buy it. But realistically we just don’t have the room to accommodate it. One day maybev


  • Nope – a giant beach ball has no appeal!


  • I’m glad the little one in the photo is on lawn and not a concrete path, Thar balloon could suddenly take off in the wind and the little one go “splat”. The lawn would be hard enough. Not suitable near water either. It may be OK for adults to have some fun but I wouldn’t buy one. I wouldn’t want to risk hurting others with it.


  • Seems a tad dangerous and ridiculous. Will NOT be on my list for birthday and xmas presents. What a waste of two hours to blow it up then it has a mind of it’s own with the wind and lets face it the beach is windy. No thank you.


  • Would get blown away in a jiffy at the beach. Would be fun in the pool, though


  • Wow!! That does sound pretty scary to me, I wouldn’t be game enough to try that one out! I’m happy with small beach balls lol


  • I probably wouldn’t buy one. If I did, I would expect to use it once as I think it would be too hard to control at the beach. I’m picturing it blowing away or floating out to sea.


  • Hope it’s easy to inflate and put down! Otherwise this would be staying st the beach!


  • Oh that sounds like so much fun!


  • Knowing my luck the kids would “let it go” and it would float out to sea


  • Bahaha, hilarious reviews. Try at own risk…. I wouldn’t know what havoc it created because I’d be lying semi-comatose on the ground from the effort of blowing the thing up!


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